For those of you that are still looking for Miss. Right, here is an impassable test for her. Ask her the following; 1) How many successful relationships have you had? The answer should be zero. You need to also ask why it was successful? Did she achieve her objective and left? IfContinue reading “The Single Female Test”
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And You Want to Date a Single Mom
From the time I was a child to my twilight years I’ve heard young girls telling their friends how hot their step-dad is… …And you want to date a single mom. I’ve often heard young girls brag (mostly lies) how they had sex with their step-dad… …And you want to date aContinue reading “And You Want to Date a Single Mom”
Wisdom From a 76-Year-Old Pastor and Marriage Counselor
I spoke to a 76 year old man the other day. He was a minister and a marriage councilor for 45 years. He told me that the first 12 years of his marriage counseling experience, he couldn’t believe how bad all the men were. One day he started all his initial counseling session with theContinue reading “Wisdom From a 76-Year-Old Pastor and Marriage Counselor”
Stupid Sh!t That Only Women Say:
Stupid Sh!t That Only Women Say: ▪️ He didn’t give me enough attention. ▪️ I’m high maintenance. ▪️ He couldn’t handle me. ▪️ He is too nice. ▪️ He wasn’t man enough. ▪️ I’m worth it. ▪️ He didn’t make me happy. ▪️ I’m picky. ▪️ I’m bored ▪️ He made me angry. ▪️Continue reading “Stupid Sh!t That Only Women Say:”
I Need to Put This on Record
They say I don’t know women. They say I’m jaded because of one girl that divorced me. I’m ashamed to say that I had many girlfriends in my life. I have never cheated on any of my past girlfriends, I was accused several times. I never hit any woman with whom I wasContinue reading “I Need to Put This on Record”
My Life As A Phone Psychic #8
Most of my callers would be women complaining about their income source (their husband or boyfriend) while working on a new one that is still married or in a more committed relationship. They would tell me how their man would not live up to their expectation of what they imagined. I would always tell themContinue reading “My Life As A Phone Psychic #8”
My Life As A Phone Psychic #7
Back in 2004, I received a call from a woman and after giving her my shtick, she asked me, “When is my Johnny coming back to me?” In order to take more time (charging $6.99 per minute) I asked her Johnny’s date of birth and the last time she was intimate with him, soContinue reading “My Life As A Phone Psychic #7”
A Married Woman and My Brother
I was visiting my dad’s place on Halloween night when I heard the door bell ring. I thought it was a bunch of Trick-or-Treaters so I answered the door with a bowl full of candy. To my surprise, I opened the door to find a girl in her late 20’s to early 30’s standing outsideContinue reading “A Married Woman and My Brother”
“That Girl Likes You”
So, after my divorce was over, and a number of months went by, I thought that going to a church for the first time was going to improve my odds in finding a decent girl with whom to share my life. I picked a church that was not near me, away from anyone I wouldContinue reading ““That Girl Likes You””
Women and Tipping
I’ve spoken with waiters waitresses and cab drivers. They have all told me that men tip way better then women. The overwhelming amount of tips in the hospitality sector come from men. I know many New York City cab drivers that will avoid a woman to pick up a man because of this fact. TheContinue reading “Women and Tipping”