When a woman hits a man, the man is wrong. She must have hit him for a reason. When a man hits a woman, he is wrong and he goes to jail. When a man divorces a woman, he is wrong and he will pay. When a woman divorces a man, takes his kids, heContinue reading “It’s Always A Man’s Fault”
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5 Kids Kids From 5 Restaurant Owners
I remember one day this woman wanted to introduce me to a “Good Girl”. A really “Nice Girl” that was asking around about me. When I found out she was talking about her neice, I asked her son about his cousin. He told me to stay away from his cousin. He didn’t say it inContinue reading “5 Kids Kids From 5 Restaurant Owners”
In College for Pre-Wed
Back in 2003 I had a very interesting conversation with a girl I met at a Starbucks in Manhattan (New York City). We talked for hours and I started to get hungry. I offered to pay for soup in this fancy Chinese soup restaurant across the street. Since she was a student at Columbia University,Continue reading “In College for Pre-Wed”
When My Wife Walked Out On Me
When My Wife Walked Out On Me When my wife walked out on me, she moved in with her new simp right away. Soon after the accusations were pounding on my face; ◾️ You must have done something wrong for her to leave you? ◾️ What did you do to herContinue reading “When My Wife Walked Out On Me”
Stupid Sh!t That Only Women Say:
Stupid Sh!t That Only Women Say: ▪️ He didn’t give me enough attention. ▪️ I’m high maintenance. ▪️ He couldn’t handle me. ▪️ He is too nice. ▪️ He wasn’t man enough. ▪️ I’m worth it. ▪️ He didn’t make me happy. ▪️ I’m picky. ▪️Continue reading “Stupid Sh!t That Only Women Say:”
I Need to Put This on Record
They say I don’t know women. They say I’m jaded because of one girl that divorced me. I’m ashamed to say that I had many girlfriends in my life. I have never cheated on any of my past girlfriends, I was accused several times. I never hit any woman with whom I wasContinue reading “I Need to Put This on Record”
My Life As A Phone Psychic #8
Most of my callers would be women complaining about their income source (their husband or boyfriend) while working on a new one that is still married or in a more committed relationship. They would tell me how their man would not live up to their expectation of what they imagined. I would always tell themContinue reading “My Life As A Phone Psychic #8”
My Life As A Phone Psychic #7
Back in 2004, I received a call from a woman and after giving her my shtick, she asked me, “When is my Johnny coming back to me?” In order to take more time (charging $6.99 per minute) I asked her Johnny’s date of birth and the last time she was intimate with him, soContinue reading “My Life As A Phone Psychic #7”
My Life As A Phone Psychic #6
My friend and I were phone psychics and it was fun sharing stories and ideas with him about the callers. Some of his callers would call me and some of mine sometimes called him. One day he stumbled upon something. He told a caller that was looking to leave her husband that her husband forcedContinue reading “My Life As A Phone Psychic #6”